I once knew a girl
With a lopsided smile,
She drooled so darned much,
You could see it for miles.
She spent 3 hours today
In a cold dentist’s chair,
She woke up too late -
Didn’t have time to do her hair!
Four more root canals later
Her teeth are now fixed,
Soon as the numbness wears off
She’ll have a new bag-o-tricks
In the meantime it’s all numb,
She drools all over the place,
Nothing much to do now
But tuck a napkin under her face.
In a week and day
She’ll embark on this cruise
With a smile on her face
She’ll consume fruity booze!
But you’re beautiful to me.
Give me your ear. It’s been awhile since I raped it.
Hmmmm. I never realized that Lisa was part Vogon…
Poetry as torture
Awwww.. sqwishy hugs for my pretty little numby face!
Jeannette you married godess, you! How was the wedding??? Must go read your blog today!
I’m such a bad blog buddy, aren’t I? I really suck at it. Between work, teeth and deadlines before the cruise – I’ve been totally self-absorbed.
You should really call me and give me honeymoon details!
Should I call you now? Hmm? Hmm? I’d be glad to call you but I’m afraid you’d be sleeping or something.
wow,how i come to here?
nice to meet you!
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