Assumptions are a funny concept. It’s always amazing to me how some folks automatically assume things, without knowing the facts about anything. I’ve always been one to never assume anything – – because nothing is ever as it appears…and nothing is ever as simple as all that. For example – religion. I’m an atheist and not at all afraid to say it to whomever. I don’t wear it on my sleeve, however.. because I have …
Archive for August, 2005
Little Sheet Heads
From the email files: Towel Heads Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want to kill us, do not like to be called “Towel Heads”, since the item they wear on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, a …
Your Kung Fu Is Not Strong
A new skin re-do. This is what I do when I’m up late.. can’t sleep and am in pain. I dink around with plain ol’ designs for my blog. Somehow, I always migrate back to the same cool shades of blue – – wonder why that is? Guess I’m a cool blue kinda gal? The tag line? “Your Kung Fu Is Not Strong”.. a line from my favorite geek actor in one of my favorite …
One wave short of a shipwreck
Ok – so maybe 10 root canal procedures in a weeks time isn’t the greatest idea in the world. OW – Dammit! Just for the record . . this pain is not good pain. This pain is in no way tied to pleasure. This SUCKS! Just venting.
Dental Poetry
I once knew a girl With a lopsided smile, She drooled so darned much, You could see it for miles. She spent 3 hours today In a cold dentist’s chair, She woke up too late – Didn’t have time to do her hair! Four more root canals later Her teeth are now fixed, Soon as the numbness wears off She’ll have a new bag-o-tricks In the meantime it’s all numb, She drools all over the …
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