Twelve Truths Life is sexually transmitted. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich! Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks. Some people are like Slinkies…not really good for anything, but you still can’t …
Archive for November, 2004
One of Those Days
If I blogged about half the stuff I deal with in a day – you guys wouldn’t believe it. I don’t blog about it though, because some of you ARE what I deal with in a day lol Instead, I nabbed this graphic from Margi – because today is just one of those days. Bitch, please.
Hands
I talk with my hands. I do – I’m very expressive when I’m talking . . my hands are always moving. Even when I’m on the phone and no one can see me – my hands are still going as I talk. I never noticed it much before – until Chris brought it to my attention this morning. Then I became real conscience of it – and tried to stop. I can’t believe how stifled …
Is That All I Do Is Work?
Good thing I love my job! Sasha, over at Flwrbabe Deconstructed, recently joined the Blogs About community and requested a few skins. We’ve got her halfway there this morning with a skin that she had requested using the art of Kirsten Ulve. Sasha picked out the perfect image for herself – and is now in the pink! Go say hi! Speaking of pink – Reilly is a tremendously huge pink lover! So much so that …
Skinned Him
I skinned him – – skinned him alive, I did! Gave him the full treatment, like a day at the spa. Vinny is a real cycling enthusiast – – nutcase is more like it, but I digress. He has recently become a big fan of Lance Armstrong’s and was very much inspired by his book “Live Strong” . Vin wanted a skin to reflect his newly acquired passion, as well as his admiration for the …
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